Sequels to Cabin Fever

I'd link the story but that would be non-sensical and an incredible waste of my all to valuable time. For those of you who have not seen Cabin Fever, you should, just to know what the worst movie ever made is. That way, when deciding how good a movie is you know how bad the worst one is. From what I remember the kid from Boy Meets World was just killing people after they all drank some tainted water. There is also a blonde kid who does karate, for no reason and a white shopkeeper who is quite in with the African-American community (3 people) of this small rural town. By "in" I mean he was holding a gun for them. It is a terrible movie.

So sequels have been announced for some reason. Most likely direct to DVD because if these movies are theater bound, I am dropping out and becoming a writer. One person referred to the Cabin Fever series (they made a sequel which I was not aware of) as a cult classic. Cult classics are also known as a shitty movie most of the time. No less than 90% of these movies are horror movies.

Horror fans have some mental disability that lets them overlook how stupid things are or how unbelievably inane the actions of the characters are. Yes, it is annoying when you watch a movie with someone and every 7 seconds that person screams about the realism of the explosion because they apparently have been apart of many. What is worse is when a character faced by, say a killer chasing them, they immediately run upstairs to escape the threat instead of maybe a backdoor. Too easy. So a character is contaminated by something and he is thinking of leaving, which will contaminate others. The character is obviously scared so leaving would make sense. The thing that does not make sense is that the friends let him go. You kill him, you kill him with whatever blunt rusty disease infested tool you have. Hell, maybe the disease tool will counteract whatever population destroying virus the person has contacted and he will be healed, well he will still be dead but not from the disease, but from a shovel, preferably when you attack him you scream like Djimon Hounsou in Blood Diamond. Someone make me an animated gif of that for my phone, I want that scene to be played every time someone calls me. Actually I think I just found out how to make these films good. Add Hounsou, give him a shovel and actually have him kill people, hopefully fans of this series, as they should not be able to procreate and spread their horrible views pertaining to movies, and most likely everything else.