Introduction

Though my (co-blogger?) got a jump on the first post and decided to frat our blog up I decided to write about why we decided to finally do this. We hate everything, we drink entirely too much, and believe our lives and conversations deserve a grand stage, because they fucking do. Of course that grand stage is a free internet blog because facebook has decided my posts are to lengthy to be a status.

We also thought that instead of just having a separate blog, we would just do one. That means that Pooty is going to talk about women's breasts a lot. He could write a dissertation about the holocaust and somehow work in the curvature of a women's physique into every paragraph.

I on the other hand do not objectify women in such way, (lies, I am a complete asshole) I have never used the word slut to describe a woman's actions, (lie, but she fucking deserved it) and the best part about halloween is not women dressing up as "sluts" but my friends and I making complete asses out of ourselves. (actually not a lie, oh yeah I lie, a lot) So more to come, especially if you hate everything we do.