Oh shit man them traktor pulls are a good darn time. Their is nothin like havin the sun above you're head pounding beers and watch big shit pull shit. The Busch Light was on tap all weekend, we were drinking beers and yellin at the ladies fuck a few of them showed us there tits. When these two uppity fuckers askd me to be a guest righter on there internet I was like :shit yeah I will: I need to be foice that shows thoz northern faggits that traktor pulls are fuckin shit sweet.
1, Drinkin beers outside is like drinkin with Jesus nuthin are better then showin Jesus how you wership his highness like poundin beers and saluten the sun witch is wher Jesus sits on his thorn.
2, Titties/ their is no way that tits wer made fer nersin little babees they wer made for traktor pullin. Two thigs twogether that is more made badass more is tits and beers. Their is no better combenashon it is like traktors and pulling shit
3, Beers
4, Drinkin outside
5, Tits
6, I think that is all thoz 5 thigs are what makes pulling Traktor pulling shit sweet.
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